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That will do."

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[sassgardian]

Which may or may not have been my point, sweet Lady.

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[asofwar]

So I should do everything.

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[sassgardian]

With the exception of starting a war without me, I would be very put off.

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[asofwar]

You have my word that all the wars I start will have you fighting with me.

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[asofwar]

I would hope.

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[sassgardian]

Any war fought without you is not worth fighting, which, I suppose is to say the sentiment is a shared one.

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[asofwar]

[Oh, Fandral, you sweet summer child. She can't handle this right now.]

No allowing the beauties of other lands to ensnare you, then.

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[sassgardian]

[By the Norns, Sif, are you jealous?]

A barren wasteland would have to producing something very enticing to get even the barest of consideration.

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[asofwar]

[NO??? JUST DON'T GALLIVANT AND MISS THE TRAIN AND NOT COME HOME OR YOU'RE RETURNING ON HER SHIELD.]

I would not be able to stop you either way. But I want the stories upon your return, so be sure you can still tell them.

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[sassgardian]

[Jealous.]

You have my word; you would not be rid of me so easily, Sif.

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[asofwar]

[JUST LEAVE HER, NOW SHE'LL BE THE LADY SIF. NO 'AND THE WARRIOR(S THREE)'.]

But I can dream.

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[sassgardian]

And I could never live with myself, knowing I'd left you to such nightmares.

[OHHHHHHHHHH.]

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[asofwar]

Nightmares are only such when we give them importance.

[SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN.]

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[sassgardian]

Am I so easily forgotten?

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[asofwar]

Who?

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[sassgardian]

Sif.

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[asofwar]

You cannot be, I am Sif.

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[sassgardian]

SIF.

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[asofwar]

Volstagg?

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[sassgardian]

I seem to lack the necessary girth.

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[asofwar]

[STOP AND LOOK AT WHAT YOU TEXTED, FANDRAL.]

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[sassgardian]

IN THE WAIST.

[Hello world, we are Asgardians, and we are five years old.]

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[asofwar]

[IN HER INFINITE LAUGHING, OOPS SHE SWITCHED TO VOICE.]

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[sassgardian]

SIF.

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[asofwar]

[Still laughing.]