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"[indistinguishable white noise for 34 seconds]
That will do."

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[By the Norns, Sif, are you jealous?]

A barren wasteland would have to producing something very enticing to get even the barest of consideration.

[NO??? JUST DON'T GALLIVANT AND MISS THE TRAIN AND NOT COME HOME OR YOU'RE RETURNING ON HER SHIELD.]

I would not be able to stop you either way. But I want the stories upon your return, so be sure you can still tell them.

[Jealous.]

You have my word; you would not be rid of me so easily, Sif.

[JUST LEAVE HER, NOW SHE'LL BE THE LADY SIF. NO 'AND THE WARRIOR(S THREE)'.]

But I can dream.

And I could never live with myself, knowing I'd left you to such nightmares.

[OHHHHHHHHHH.]

Nightmares are only such when we give them importance.

[SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN.]

Am I so easily forgotten?

Who?

Sif.

You cannot be, I am Sif.

SIF.

Volstagg?

I seem to lack the necessary girth.

[STOP AND LOOK AT WHAT YOU TEXTED, FANDRAL.]

IN THE WAIST.

[Hello world, we are Asgardians, and we are five years old.]

[IN HER INFINITE LAUGHING, OOPS SHE SWITCHED TO VOICE.]

SIF.

[Still laughing.]

For posterity's sake, this is your fault.

[Through the laughter, speak through it, Sif.]

They were...not my...proclamations...

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Nor my assumed meaning. [He is so offended right now, Sif. SO. OFFENDED.]

[Wiping tears of laughter from her eyes tbh.]

Do not despair, friend Fandral - not everyone will care for your girth.

SIF.

Except for yourself.

I could argue you care enough to torment a man over misconstrued meaning.

[Huff.]

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