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[asofwar]

"[indistinguishable white noise for 34 seconds]
That will do."

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[voice]

[sassgardian]

Truly?

[voice]

[asofwar]

Surely you cannot have even an inkling of insecurity over the matter, Fandral the Dashing.

[voice;] actual wounded five-year-old, Fandral the Dashing

[sassgardian]

Of course not. [Except yes, obviously. But what sense of security stands a chance against the hurricane that is Sif?] I am perfectly secure, but that hardly means I need to battle an onslaught to the contrary.

[Huff!!!!]

[voice;]

[asofwar]

Then my mockery should not bother you, unless my opinion matters that much.

[voice;]

[sassgardian]

Careful, lest that ego grow to swallow us all.

[voice;]

[asofwar]

Yours have been too loud for long enough, let it.

[voice;]

[sassgardian]

I beg to differ; my ego is a quiet, intimate thing. [COUGH.]

Loudness is something for tavern tales told to children.