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[asofwar]

"[indistinguishable white noise for 34 seconds]
That will do."

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[asofwar]

You cannot be, I am Sif.

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[sassgardian]

SIF.

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[asofwar]

Volstagg?

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[sassgardian]

I seem to lack the necessary girth.

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[asofwar]

[STOP AND LOOK AT WHAT YOU TEXTED, FANDRAL.]

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[sassgardian]

IN THE WAIST.

[Hello world, we are Asgardians, and we are five years old.]

[voice]

[asofwar]

[IN HER INFINITE LAUGHING, OOPS SHE SWITCHED TO VOICE.]

[voice]

[sassgardian]

SIF.

[voice]

[asofwar]

[Still laughing.]

[voice]

[sassgardian]

For posterity's sake, this is your fault.

[voice]

[asofwar]

[Through the laughter, speak through it, Sif.]

They were...not my...proclamations...

[voice]

[sassgardian]

Nor my assumed meaning. [He is so offended right now, Sif. SO. OFFENDED.]

[voice]

[asofwar]

[Wiping tears of laughter from her eyes tbh.]

Do not despair, friend Fandral - not everyone will care for your girth.

[voice]

[sassgardian]

SIF.

[voice]

[asofwar]

Except for yourself.

[voice]

[sassgardian]

I could argue you care enough to torment a man over misconstrued meaning.

[Huff.]

[voice]

[asofwar]

[Ready?]

I needed the laughter.

[voice]

[sassgardian]

Could you have it over nothing else?

[Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif.]

[voice]

[asofwar]

Apologies.

[voice]

[sassgardian]

Truly?

[voice]

[asofwar]

Surely you cannot have even an inkling of insecurity over the matter, Fandral the Dashing.

[voice;] actual wounded five-year-old, Fandral the Dashing

[sassgardian]

Of course not. [Except yes, obviously. But what sense of security stands a chance against the hurricane that is Sif?] I am perfectly secure, but that hardly means I need to battle an onslaught to the contrary.

[Huff!!!!]

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[asofwar]

Then my mockery should not bother you, unless my opinion matters that much.

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[sassgardian]

Careful, lest that ego grow to swallow us all.

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[asofwar]

Yours have been too loud for long enough, let it.