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(lady) "just a flesh wound" sif ([personal profile] asofwar) wrote2013-12-04 04:07 pm
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"[indistinguishable white noise for 34 seconds]
That will do."


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text, voice, or video welcome
sassgardian: (♛i'm gonna get you back)

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[personal profile] sassgardian 2013-12-20 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
My dearest
sassgardian: (♛i'm desperate and confused)

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[personal profile] sassgardian 2013-12-20 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That is to say, dearest Lady Sif, I have need of your...
sassgardian: (♛you say your faith is shaken)

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[personal profile] sassgardian 2013-12-20 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, particular expertise in a matter of utmost importance.
sassgardian: (♛i'd rather let them bleed)

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[personal profile] sassgardian 2013-12-20 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
'Tis a matter of honour, even.
sassgardian: (♛the silence is slowly killing me)

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[personal profile] sassgardian 2013-12-20 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
And not just mine, before you find occasion to ask.
sassgardian: (♛you say your faith is shaken)

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[personal profile] sassgardian 2013-12-20 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That is to say, I find myself in need--
sassgardian: (♛why do you do what you do to me)

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[personal profile] sassgardian 2013-12-20 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Of a sparing partner.

[Because who just ASKS when you can wake them up in the morning with a series of really annoying texts? What else are friends for?]
sassgardian: (♛so far away from you)

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[personal profile] sassgardian 2013-12-20 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[1. That's disgusting, he rolled out of bed early for that? Damn.

2. Because a.) Effort, and b.) He looks disheveled, and just a little unkempt when the video turns on. Mornings are not his strongest visual suit. Obviously he's also in need of a hearty breakfast.]


Ah, you're awake! [And he sounds thrilled about it, really.] Saves me the trouble.

[Lies.]
Edited 2013-12-20 16:49 (UTC)
sassgardian: (♘nobody's ever made me feel)

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[personal profile] sassgardian 2013-12-20 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shit. Eating. Grin.]

I've no idea what you mean, Sif.
sassgardian: (♘you know my motivation)

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[personal profile] sassgardian 2013-12-20 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I swear it. On my virtue.

[You know, that thing he hasn't had in...how long, now?]
sassgardian: (♘feel the way that you do)

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[personal profile] sassgardian 2013-12-20 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Lady, do not follow in friend Hogun's footsteps. His face may well be stuck that way, and it would be such a shameful fate for your own.
sassgardian: (♘now here's the situation)

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[personal profile] sassgardian 2013-12-20 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I would never tell him such a thing, he thrives upon the mystery.
sassgardian: (♘nobody's ever made me feel)

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[personal profile] sassgardian 2013-12-26 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of course.] Were you, now? You flatter me, Lady Sif.

[No, it doesn't matter if the discussion was even flattering in nature at all.]
sassgardian: (♛i'm gonna get you back)

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[personal profile] sassgardian 2013-12-27 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
As all should be. 'Tis an instrument of the greater good.

[Fandral, PLEASE.]
sassgardian: (♘if i never lied then you'd be truth)

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[personal profile] sassgardian 2013-12-27 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, nine by my count, though I could be persuaded to settle for eight-and-a-half. But wars themselves are immeasurable, Sif. How many have we fought now?

[Too many and not enough, and none of them have to do with his beard, aside from it being present. Which counts, apparently.]