[1. That's disgusting, he rolled out of bed early for that? Damn.
2. Because a.) Effort, and b.) He looks disheveled, and just a little unkempt when the video turns on. Mornings are not his strongest visual suit. Obviously he's also in need of a hearty breakfast.]
Ah, you're awake! [And he sounds thrilled about it, really.] Saves me the trouble.
Well, nine by my count, though I could be persuaded to settle for eight-and-a-half. But wars themselves are immeasurable, Sif. How many have we fought now?
[Too many and not enough, and none of them have to do with his beard, aside from it being present. Which counts, apparently.]
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2. texting are for people who don't make typos HOW IS FANDRAL GOOD AT TEXTING ALREADY this is monumentally unfair.]
Oh, it is you.
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2. Because a.) Effort, and b.) He looks disheveled, and just a little unkempt when the video turns on. Mornings are not his strongest visual suit. Obviously he's also in need of a hearty breakfast.]
Ah, you're awake! [And he sounds thrilled about it, really.] Saves me the trouble.
[Lies.]
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I've no idea what you mean, Sif.
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[You know, that thing he hasn't had in...how long, now?]
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[No, it doesn't matter if the discussion was even flattering in nature at all.]
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[Fandral, PLEASE.]
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[Too many and not enough, and none of them have to do with his beard, aside from it being present. Which counts, apparently.]
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