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[asofwar]

"[indistinguishable white noise for 34 seconds]
That will do."

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[asofwar]

[Wait, she's Hogun-ing again.]

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[sassgardian]

Dear Lady, do not follow in friend Hogun's footsteps. His face may well be stuck that way, and it would be such a shameful fate for your own.

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[asofwar]

I understand him better now.

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[sassgardian]

I would never tell him such a thing, he thrives upon the mystery.

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[asofwar]

Did you feel us talking of you?

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[sassgardian]

[Of course.] Were you, now? You flatter me, Lady Sif.

[No, it doesn't matter if the discussion was even flattering in nature at all.]

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[asofwar]

Thor seems highly vested in the sight of your beard.

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[sassgardian]

As all should be. 'Tis an instrument of the greater good.

[Fandral, PLEASE.]

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[asofwar]

And how many worlds has it saved? How many wars won?

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[sassgardian]

Well, nine by my count, though I could be persuaded to settle for eight-and-a-half. But wars themselves are immeasurable, Sif. How many have we fought now?

[Too many and not enough, and none of them have to do with his beard, aside from it being present. Which counts, apparently.]

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[asofwar]

Many. As many as we likely will continue to fight from now on, my friend.