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And I take friend Fandral's duties, when he is oherwise engaged in the knowing of all the ladies present. It is a new world, Sif. He has hard work ahead of him.

[asofwar]

[Is that how you want to play? Alright.

Get ready.

Hogun time.]

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[ Oh. ]

...Sif?

[ Well. ]

Sif?


[ Okay, then. ]

Siiiiif...?

[asofwar]

[Serious shrug.]

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Sif.

[asofwar]

[A flourished gesture to her face that means to say, Hogun.]

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[ And then, with a note of urgency - ]

Duck, behind you —

[asofwar]

[Calmly looks behind her oh there's nothing there.]

Really?

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[ POINTING AT THE CAMERA NOW. ]

Hah! You broke silence!

[asofwar]

Are you a child?

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Did I not win?

[asofwar]

He is Hogun the Grim, not Hogun the Silent Forever.

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You gave way after mere seconds.

[asofwar]

I did not smile, did I?

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No. It is proven. I make the better friend Fandral than you the good Hogun.

[asofwar]

[SHARP INCREDULOUS LAUGHTER.]

One insulting jab at me does hardly make you a better friend Fandral. You make a terrible friend Fandral.

Where is the swagger in your step, the smirk in your speech, the irritating reply for everything, and the ladies on your arms?

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The swagger cannot come to pass when I sit, the smirk is shadowed by your glower, I am giving you just reply, and the ladies are -

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Visiting the room of private necessities.

[asofwar]

[Snort.] He would swagger sitting down.

1/2

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He would no -

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...and he would wear tighter breeches, in doing so.

[asofwar]

[Yeugh]

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It is truth.

[asofwar]

I do not wish to think of his breeches?

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That is indignation good Hogun would not show.

[asofwar]

Bah.