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[asofwar]

"[indistinguishable white noise for 34 seconds]
That will do."

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[asofwar]

He is Hogun the Grim, not Hogun the Silent Forever.

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You gave way after mere seconds.

[asofwar]

I did not smile, did I?

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No. It is proven. I make the better friend Fandral than you the good Hogun.

[asofwar]

[SHARP INCREDULOUS LAUGHTER.]

One insulting jab at me does hardly make you a better friend Fandral. You make a terrible friend Fandral.

Where is the swagger in your step, the smirk in your speech, the irritating reply for everything, and the ladies on your arms?

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The swagger cannot come to pass when I sit, the smirk is shadowed by your glower, I am giving you just reply, and the ladies are -

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Visiting the room of private necessities.

[asofwar]

[Snort.] He would swagger sitting down.

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He would no -

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...and he would wear tighter breeches, in doing so.

[asofwar]

[Yeugh]

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It is truth.

[asofwar]

I do not wish to think of his breeches?

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That is indignation good Hogun would not show.

[asofwar]

Bah.

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All well, Sif. You will have your chance on different occasion.

[asofwar]

You have put me off my food.

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You ate and did not think to share?

[asofwar]

Does your house not have food?

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You wish me to partake of what is made in a house named for me?

[asofwar]

You are in house Thor? Bit presumptuous.

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I pass no judgement. It is a sound way to see I am never lost.

[asofwar]

You do get lost often.